a llama in the tree is worth 2 in the bush

and to the asshole that said my badge had to have my name on it, and i cant have “cpt. awesome” on my nametag

what do you know?
fyi, i can have a NICKNAME on my nametag

it even said in the booklet
“your nametag should hold your prefered name”
how do you know all my friends dont call me cpt. awesome?

and on that concept
how do you know my last name isent “awesome” and that i’m not actualy a capitain?