January 2010
50 posts
CHANGE PLACES!
life gives you lemons?
fuck this i’m changing my theme
-bite-
life gives you lemons
i’v run out of lemon jokes
life gives you lemons?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
life gives you lemons?
be thankfull it wasent herpies
life gives you lemons?
make lemonade but if life gives ME lemons, ill kick your ass and steal your lemonade cuz i dont own a juicer
life gives you lemons?
preech about your religion and try to convert everyone, then go crawl in a hole and die you annoying bitch, you knock on my door again and try to sell me bibles and ima let my dog out on you
life gives you lemons?
throw them at people that own expensive cars
life gives you lemons?
cry, because you realy must’v fucked up at life for your end resault to be lemons, you probubly have no friends either…fag
life gives you lemons?
too bad you dont have any sugar because you need that to make lemonade enjoy your sour lemon water, prick
life gives you lemons?
find a kid with a papercut
life gives you lemons?
sell it on ebay, those fuckers will buy anything
life gives you lemons?
give me some you selfish prick!
life gives you lemons?
make lemonade life gives you apples? make lemonade life gives you a watermellon? make lemonade! … LEMONADE!!!
life gives you lemons?
you throw those motherfucking lemons in its face and say “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I ASKED FOR FUCKING PEANUTS
“he hasent betrayed us, Have to trust someone to be betrayed… i...”
– capitan John price
“Requiescat in Pace vi bastardo
(rest in peace you bastard)”
– ezio auditore da firenze
“they think they can stop me, but they have no idea what im capable of”
– alex mercer
SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPER FORCE GO!
montonousdefenestration:
(via allamainthetreeisworth2inthebush)
Dude, wtf? Is this real? »
yup, it sure is. old cartoon
SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPER FORCE GO!
“my stomach had the rumblies…that only HANDS could satisfy”
– carl the llama
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formspring.me
Favorite type of noodles: Chicken or Beef?
depends
beef for cheaper brands, like black and gold and maggi
chicken for the better ones like mi gorang
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
ninjas jump out and try to attack you mid BATH! WHAT DO YOU DO!?! by jgonc3
I don’t know, Josh. What would YOU do?
i do a naked ninja backflip and KILL THEM ALL!
Ask me anything
BEA
what was the favour you wanted?
@Blue (Bea)
thisispatrick:
fuckyeahplacebopills:
thisispatrick:
fuckyeahplacebopills:
thisispatrick:
fuckyeahplacebopills:
thisispatrick:
Soon you shall not be Blue.
I feel like I owe you more than four letters and more than one syllable.
So bear with me.
I like Blue, it matches with Orange.
So we keep it? There isn’t another colour you’d prefer more?
Is there one that’s appropriate?...
close your eyes, and count too 3
congrats you can now count at a 1st grade level
fuck team edward and fuck team jacob
go team jasper!
my new ninja theme song
you say i’m not chinese? i be like “ninja please” i come strait from china i aint no taiwanese you want my chinese rice i give for verry good price anciant korean recepie i bought from jesus christ i teach you tai kwan do then sell you nice con-do it verry nice there you buy now GO,GO,GO i live in bangkok i keep my keys in sock i steal the crack you smoke you think i be some...
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whoooooly crap
i just noticed 3 new followers i’d like to take a moment out of my busy busy schedule to greet them ofbrokenheartsandtwistedminds fringeelements shafira thanks for following me as a sign of gratitude
a finer day, a simpler time
i remember a time when horses romed the plains where war only egsisted in the sick twisted dreams of emo kids where fish dident come with a lable that said “caution, may contain traces of murcury where kids could climb the tree in their back yard without hesitation where dark eye liner and nail polish was only worn by women where you dident need to knock a wall out of your house to move your...
a resault of bordom
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH She’ll be coming round the mountain When she comes She’ll be coming round the mountain When she comes She’ll be coming round the mountain, She’ll be coming round the mountain, She’ll be coming round the mountain When she comes She’ll be driving six white horses When she comes She’ll be driving six white horses When she comes...
STFU
i fucking HATE! geodude HATE HATE HATE “well hello there pokemon trainer, i hear that theres a buncha rare pokemon in cave ‘fuckyourlife’ at the top of mount ‘assrapeyou’” and i spend a fucking week climbing this giant fucking 2D mountain and i finaly get to the cave and wooooooooooooow look at that, 28 BILLION FUCKING GEODUDE!!!! sometimes i wish i could just...