December 2009
46 posts
OM EFFING G
ITS NEARLY CHRISTMAS, ITS LIKE 9:59 2 hours and 1 minute to go!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG OMFG OMFG IM SO FUCKING HYPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! it just turned to 10:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t w00t i hope you guys are prepared for a fulll detail,slightly egsaggerated recap of what i can remember after i get home from tomorrows christmas party 10:01! this is so cool it’ll be my verry...
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ok and the day BEFORE that i went out to south bank with some friends JOSH TOOK REAL TIME PHOTOS i took one of a solo can and a black dude in a spider man t-shirt and a realy hairy fat guy one of britney and her boyfriend cuddleing ond one of him sniffing her hair one of the creepy red head ricky look alike that annoyed the crap out of us all day plenty of photos of bea katie and me one of a mime...
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OMG SORRY TUMBLR i forgot all about you for like 2 days so to recap yesterday my grandads birthday he has 3 birthdays 1 for his birth citificet, it says 20th of december 2 for his mum, who swears he was born on the 23rd and 3 for his funeral certificet that my nan made for him(she dident know which of the first 2 to use so she picked a day in the middle, 21st
NAHNAH
nah naaaaaaaaaah nah nah-nah NAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NAH NA-NAH NAH! NAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NAH NAH-NAH! EVERYBODY NOW! NAH NAAAAAAAAAH NAH NAH-NAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAAAH NAH NAH-NAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAH NAH NAH-NAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAAAH NAH NAH-NAH
christmas time!
MERRY CHRISTMAS WORLD MERRY CHRISTMAS FLOWERS MERRY CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TREE MERRY CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS PESSENTS THAT I MIGHT HAVE PEEKED AT WHILE MUM WAS GONE MERRY CHRISTMAS DOG MERRY CHRISTMAS STRANGE DEAD MOUSE SMELL THAT LINGERS AROUND MY HOUSE AFTER WE PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE
BEA!
stop calling me josh why dont you call me gonchee anymore ;-;
hmm
the word “hmm” it IS a word and it has no vowls it cant be in the dictionary because it has so many meanings im bored “hmmmmmmm” im agitated “hMMMMMMMM” im horney “HMMmmmmmm” im thinking “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” im happy “hmmm” im safe “Hmm” i want to say no but it dosent matter “HM!” i want to say yes but...
OMFG FYI its a S.M.A.S.H. BLOG. WTF!?!
HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOLD THIS IS A S.M.A.S.H. BLOG A……. SUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-SCREAMING-HYPER BLOG ME+STUCK IN HOUSE+RAGE & BORDOM= SMASH BLOG -runs 8 laps of the house- i wonder how many times i can use the word yap in this blog that sounds good im gunna yap about the word yap for a while yap……YYYYAAAAPPPP thats a funny word i like it but what IS yap a noun? “i was...
someone...
theres allways someone to cheer you up in the darkest of days or the brightest of nights they might not allways seem full of cheer and they might look like they need some cheer themselves but you can count on them to complete the day before it ends
BAD ways to cool down
1 tapeing icecubs to your armpits
2 swallowing icecubes to cool you down from the inside
3 injecting ice water into your blood stream
4 sitting in the fridge
5 sitting in the FREEZER
6 eating an eskimo
7 buying snow online
8 ice weasles
9 haveing a shower every 3 minuets
10 moveing to antarctica
semi-sipp
good news! mum ran out of hosework for me to do bad news! the neighbors dident
“Every person is a book with thousands of pages and on each lies an irreparable...”
– al mualim
“It figures the only thing in the damn city NOT on fire is the one thing we need...”
– Francis from “left for dead”
super sipp
things can go to shit pretty fast even after seeming good for a while like george W bush , he seemed pretty good for a while and milk one minute your enjoying your milk and the next its gone all lumpy and falls apart you can plan to drink your milk, and then a few days later all of a suddon your milk has desided to explode in the fridge tv. tv can do it aswell oooh yay im watching pokemon AAAAAAH...
HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOO JOHNASTON
i only recantly came to my atention that i have someone folowing me that i DONT KNOW -waves at johnaston- my first unknown folower just thaught i’d put up a post to say hi and thanks for folowing please accept this cookie as a gift
“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP”
– some one must have said it
special post for you
good news blogging world i have a special post that im sure you’ll see alot of in the future i call it a “S.I.P.P.” or a “screaming into pillow post” ok so to start it off my dad was driveing home from work when this guy infront of him stops on the round about I’v seen the pictures and the damage LITERALY consisted of a dent in the rear right hand corner and...
montonousdefenestration:
Wooow.
My iPod is fucking up royally at the moment. Had to restore it, piece of crap.
Ugh. And Martha is hot on my lap. No air circulation.
Yes, I realize I just killed many a perverts thoughts. Get over it.
-drools-
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bad news everyone i had a great idea for a post about 10 minuets ago unfortunately my dad offered to let me shoot toads with a compound bow and i forgot in amongst the splattering noises and shrill screams of pain…damn 5 ft human shaped toads but seriously i cant for the life of me remember what it was that i thaught of all i can remember is that i laughed for like 2 minuets after thinking...
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well “super mario bros show” has squirmed its way back onto tv firtsly i’d like to point out that luigi sounds like goofy and mario sounds like mr pinucci off of futurama accept he sounds MORE american theres no “ITSA ME, MAARIO” no its more like ” hey…im mario…im italian” also WTF-MORALS i mean seriously “eat your vegetables” THAT...
BEES CANT FLY
their tiny little set of wings cant lift the weight of the pollen they carry let alone their own weight. <——listen to reason people!!
dont tell me to add a text post you stupid...
pwaaaaaaang haaaaaw greetings yung grasshoppas i wiw now teech you the simplest of all ninja moves … the tripple backstep roundhouse led to a short stance stomach punch and an axe kick -does a tripple backstep roundhouse led to a short stance stomach punch and an axe kick- now you try
warning
when im bored i right random pointless crap so unless ur as bored as me or are actualy amused by my random riteing dont read my shit or the randomness will overload your brain and you will die in a firey explosion of fire and death and noodles i like noodles mostle because they are the 2nd best side dish as they go with prawns and ramen and other stuff come to think of it… they go with...
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blogging world i think im in love i have the amasing warm feeling in my heart also my left arm feels numb anyway like i was saying in my latest few posts i’f forgoten to use some pirate jokes so im gunna make up for it now -ahem- whats a pirates favorite fruit? a banARRRNARRR how did the first pirate on the moon get there? in a lunARRR landARRR what did the neanderthol pirate invent? fiARRRR...