April 2011
5 posts
Drummers hit it harder. Guitarists finger faster....
thisispatrick:
polkad0t:
cool
You moustache me a question ={D
Sounds logical to me. And also like something I should perhaps investigate.
Calling all musicians for testing!!
i can play violin : / does that count twards anything?
HIIII BRITNEY!
CAN YOU SEES ME? CAN YA? HUH?
January 2011
5 posts
November 2010
8 posts
I want boobs.
hold on let me clear somthing up will anybody who DOESN’T want boobs please raise their hand … nobody? ok
I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS
NO PANTS PARTY!
October 2010
22 posts
-om nom nom-
i should follow moar people
hey world
THE GAME!!!!!
-poke poke-
hey tumblr tumblr your sleeping wake up tumblr you sleep to much
hey teachers
on my two week holiday to china dont talk about what assignments i have due
i climbed to the top of what i thought was the...
only to see seven more ahead of me
dont keep a plastic zip bag of green tea leaves in...
it dosent end well
i never thought i could miss vegemight toast this...
never never never
"i cant eat with chopsticks, fuck it"
a better idea would be to “fork it” ba-dum tish
“this is stupid!, i cant work chopsticks, how am i supposed to eat anything!” mabey in the 6 months before you went to china you couldv put a few hours into learning how to use their main form of CUTLERY!
im open minded about foreign food
i’m willing to try alot of weird foods but china PLEASE dont leave the head on everything you cook i dont need mr.quackers staring me down while i munch on his thigh
im thinking of a number between 0 and 10
ill give you a hint, its the number of fucks i give
when your in china, 80% of the time "that plate of...
is tofu … bad tofu
quick warning to anyone visiting china
the hand railing on the great wall is NOT, i repeat, NOT! a good idea for your own safety, please do NOT ride the handrails down the great wall i speak from experiance ;3; i need tetnus shots
September 2010
11 posts
an ode to tacos
oh tacos how i love your crunchy outer shell the spices in you mix so well full of meat and herbs and cheese may i eat you? please oh please? with special taco branded sauce that i have gained from an annonymouse souce people fill you with strange stuff fish? vegetables? i say enough you shalt not be filled with this random crap nor your couzin, the borrito wrap and ode to tacos, is what i say i...
oh good your awake
you’v been in a coma for a few years
you have no legs
becuase youe ex wife cut them off
and also your balls
you have 3 kids
and you live in germany you have aids
OH and porn is illegal
it got outlawed
and global warming has made penguins evolve to fly
and now penguins have replaced pigeons on the food chain
i shall call them penguigeons
and the plauge has returned
also...
that dident go as smoothely as expected
...
Mum: josh stop picking the same one, its not going to be that one josh: mum its a scratchy, it can be any one mum: pick the one opposite to the one you’v chosen the past 6 times josh: FINE -scratch- WRONG! im sorry but the winning scratchy was -one i would’v chosent pops up- josh: ……VIKEING RAGE!
oh, and
CAN YOU NOT SEE THE SIGN!?! STAFF ONLY! I WAS ON MY BREAK JERK you cant just waltz into the back dock and tell me to help you find the bread
WHICH IS THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU WALK IN
and another thing
you parents that stand there and WATCH your 6 kids run rampid around the store knocking stuff off the shelves and opening packets of chips i have 2 things to say to you 1: GET OUT! 2: LEAVE THE LITTLE ONE! knock my chocolate down will ya?, ya little brat, ill teach you how to behave in public.
this is probably going to seem very creepy, but...
(via ihopespringseternal) i agree, whats that crap about?
and to the asshole that said my badge had to have...
what do you know? fyi, i can have a NICKNAME on my nametag it even said in the booklet “your nametag should hold your prefered name” how do you know all my friends dont call me cpt. awesome? and on that concept how do you know my last name isent “awesome” and that i’m not actualy a capitain?
and to the bitch that was trying to tell me how to...
get a life! oh, and i short changed you bitch